![Doormat with humorous text 'WARNING THE DOG IS A DICKHEAD' on a white background [variant: dog-dickhead]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/funny-dog-warning-doormat-the-dog-is-a-dickhead-hero.jpg?v=1775216332&width=3840)
Dog Warning Doormat - Funny Dog Doormat
People don’t usually talk about doormats.
These ones get mentioned.
From Stylish to Naughty or something for Nan these are our most popular collections.
If your dog’s personality is a bit… loud, your doormat should probably match. Our funny dog doormat collection is made for homes where the greetings are chaotic, the barking is enthusiastic, and the sense of humour is just as strong as the smell of wet dog.
These aren’t your average mats with a boring “welcome”. Each funny pet mat is designed to get a reaction before the door even opens. Think cheeky one-liners, dog-based chaos, and messages that feel a little too accurate. They’re hand-painted onto tough coir too, so they don’t just look good. They hold up to muddy paws, scratches and everything your dog throws at them.
If you want to explore more styles, our Dog Doormats collection is a great place to start. Prefer something a bit broader? Our Funny Doormats range covers all kinds of humour beyond just dogs.
A good dog joke doormat sets the tone straight away. It tells people this isn’t a perfectly polished house. It’s a real home, with a real dog, and probably a bit of fur floating around somewhere. And if you want to make it even more personal, take a look at our Personalised Dog Doormats to add your dog’s name into the mix.
At the end of the day, a funny dog welcome mat does more than just sit there. It sets the tone, gets a laugh, and makes your front door feel like your kind of place.
![Doormat with humorous text 'WARNING THE DOGS ARE DICKHEADS' on a white background [variant: dogs-dickheads]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/funny-dog-warning-doormat-the-dogs-are-dickheads-hero.jpg?v=1775216332&width=3840)
![Doormat with 'Warning: The Dog is a Licker' text on a white background [variant: dog-licker]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/funny-dog-warning-doormat-the-dog-is-a-licker-hero.jpg?v=1775216332&width=3840)
![Doormat with 'Warning: The Dogs Are Lickers' text on a white background [variant: dogs-lickers]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/funny-dog-warning-doormat-the-dogs-are-lickers-hero.jpg?v=1775216332&width=3840)
![Doormat with monogram design and customizable badge on a white background [variant: single-initial-no-border]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/custom-initial-doormat-stylish-entrances-main.jpg?v=1775186771&width=1200)
![Doormat with 'The Smith Family EST 2026' text on a white background [VARIANT: BORDER-EST]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/custom-surname-doormat-personalised-entrance-border-est-hero.jpg?v=1775977399&width=1200)
![Doormat with 'Warning: The Dog is a Licker' text on a white background [variant: dog-licker]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/funny-dog-warning-doormat-the-dog-is-a-licker-hero.jpg?v=1775216332&width=1200)
![Doormat with 'welcome THE JOHNSONs' text on a white background [VARIANT: STANDARD]](http://muddyfeet.com.au/cdn/shop/files/custom-welcome-doormat-any-text-no-border-hero.jpg?v=1775973649&width=1200)