{"title":"Sarcastic Doormats","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"781\" data-start=\"445\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eSome people love a warm, cheerful welcome. Other people prefer their front door to say what they are already thinking. Our sarcastic doormat collection is made for the second group. The ones who like their humour dry, their welcomes slightly suspicious and their doormat with just enough attitude to make visitors pause before knocking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"783\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eThese mats are perfect for homes where politeness exists, but only on selected days. Whether you want a sarcastic welcome mat that gently judges guests, warns people about the chaos inside, or makes it very clear that arriving unannounced is a bold life choice, this collection is full of front-door honesty. For more laugh-first designs, browse our \u003ca title=\"funny doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormats\" style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFunny Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1573\" data-start=\"1192\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eA funny sarcastic mat works because it says something useful and mildly unhelpful at the same time. It can welcome people while also questioning their timing, remind them to wipe their feet, or politely suggest that their visit should come with snacks. It is the perfect match for homes with personality, muddy shoes and at least one person inside who enjoys a well-timed eye roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1827\" data-start=\"1575\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eIf your humour leans a little sharper, our \u003ca title=\"rude doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/rude-doormats\" style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eRude Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e might be more your speed. They are made for entrances that prefer honesty over small talk and do not mind making the delivery driver laugh, panic or both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2132\" data-start=\"1829\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eEach dry humour doormat is made using natural coir, giving your front step that classic textured look while helping catch dirt, grass, mud and whatever else people drag in from the outside world. So while the message is doing the sarcasm, the mat is still doing the boring but important work underneath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2370\" data-start=\"2134\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eNeed more wording inspiration before picking the perfect line? Our \u003ca title=\"funny doormat sayings\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormat-sayings\" style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFunny Doormat Sayings\u003c\/a\u003e are packed with ideas for homes that want their front step to say something better than “welcome”.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2604\" data-start=\"2372\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFrom passive-aggressive hellos to beautifully blunt one-liners, these sarcastic doormats are made for people who like their entrances with a little bite. Because your front door can be polite, but honestly, where is the fun in that?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"no-cunts-doormat","title":"No Cunts Doormat – Rude \u0026 Offensive Doormats","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"648\" data-start=\"619\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Doormat To Stop Cunts In Their Tracks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"648\" data-start=\"619\"\u003eMost front doors are… polite. “Welcome', “Hello\", Nothing. 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