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It sets the tone before anyone even knocks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1041\" data-start=\"666\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eEvery mat is hand-painted onto natural coir, which means you get a finish that feels real, not printed and forgettable. The fibres are tough, the designs are bold and they are made to handle actual foot traffic, not just look good for five minutes. If you are into edgy home decor australia style pieces that stand out without trying too hard, you are in the right place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1421\" data-start=\"1043\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eThere is a bit of variety here too. Some lean more cheeky, others push the line a little further. If you want something a bit lighter, check out our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"funny doormats australia\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormats\"\u003eFunny Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e for humour without the bite. Prefer dry humour with a bit of edge? 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