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If your sense of humour is doing most of the heavy lifting, our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormats\" title=\"funny doormats\"\u003eFunny Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e are a very good place to wander next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1609\" data-start=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eA unique doormat can say a lot without making the rest of your home work too hard. It can welcome people, warn them, confuse them briefly, or give them a pretty accurate preview of the chaos inside. From playful front-door jokes to designs with a bit of character, these mats are made for homes that do not want to look like every other house on the street.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1931\" data-start=\"1611\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eIf you are still deciding what kind of mat suits your vibe, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"unique doormat ideas\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/unique-doormat-ideas\"\u003eUnique Doormat Ideas\u003c\/a\u003e are full of inspiration for funny, creative and slightly unexpected entrances. Perfect for anyone who knows they want something different, but has not yet had the “that’s the one” moment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2269\" data-start=\"1933\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eA quirky doormat also makes a brilliant gift. It is practical, fun and far more memorable than another mug, candle or mystery homewares item that gets politely thanked and quietly hidden. For housewarmings, birthdays, Christmas, new homes or that mate whose personality deserves to start at the front door, a novelty mat is an easy win.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2493\" data-start=\"2271\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eGot your own wording in mind? Our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"custom text doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/custom-text-doormats\"\u003eCustom Text Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e let you turn your favourite phrase, house rule, joke or mildly unhinged message into a mat made just for your doorstep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2753\" data-start=\"2495\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eEach mat is made using natural coir, giving you that classic front-door texture while helping catch dirt, mud, grass and whatever else people drag in. So while your mat is busy being funny, odd, charming or slightly ridiculous, it is also doing a proper job.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2899\" data-start=\"2755\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eIf you are looking for fun doormat ideas that make your entrance feel more like you, this collection is where boring front doors come to retire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-please-take-off-your-shoes-my-kids-lick-the-floor-doormat","title":"My Kids Lick the Floor Doormat - Funny Doormat","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"1574\" data-start=\"1467\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis One Says You’ve Got Kids, Standards, And A Sense Of Humour.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1881\" data-start=\"1576\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e“Please Take Off Your Shoes My Kids Lick The Floor” \u003c\/strong\u003edoormat is made for real family homes. 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