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If your humour leans a little less polite, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"rude doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/rude-doormats\"\u003eRude Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e are probably exactly where you should be snooping next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1398\" data-start=\"993\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eA funny front door mat is a small detail, but it sets the mood before anyone even knocks. It can warn visitors about the dog, the kids, the mess, the shoes-off policy, or the general chaos waiting on the other side of the door. For homes with dry humour and a strong dislike of fake cheerfulness, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"sarcastic doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/sarcastic-doormats\"\u003eSarcastic Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e make a very solid first impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1776\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eThey also make brilliant gifts. If you’ve been searching for funny welcome mat ideas for a housewarming, birthday, Christmas, new home, or that mate who already owns everything except a doormat with attitude, this range makes gift shopping much easier. A funny mat is useful, memorable, and far less likely to be shoved into a cupboard than another mug with a quote on it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2046\" data-start=\"1778\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eOf course, some of the funniest homes are run by four-legged management. If the dog is basically the doorbell, security system, and head of household, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"funny dog doormats Australia\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-dog-doormats\"\u003eFunny Dog Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e are made for that exact kind of beautiful chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2297\" data-start=\"2048\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eEach novelty doormat is made on natural coir, giving you that classic textured look with proper shoe-scraping power. So while your mat is busy being hilarious, it is also catching dirt, mud, grass, and whatever else gets dragged in from outside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"2587\" data-start=\"2299\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eNeed more inspiration before committing to the perfect doorstep punchline? Browse our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"funny welcome mat sayings\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormat-sayings\"\u003eFunny Doormat Sayings\u003c\/a\u003e for more ideas. 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