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For more front-door laughs, browse our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"funny doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/funny-doormats\"\u003eFunny Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1191\" data-start=\"779\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eA good doormat saying should feel like it belongs to your home. Maybe it warns people about the dog. Maybe it tells them to take their shoes off. Maybe it politely suggests they turn around unless they brought coffee. Whatever the message, the right mat can make guests laugh before they even get inside, which is a pretty strong start.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1807\" data-start=\"1531\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eIf your humour leans dry, blunt or beautifully unimpressed, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"sarcastic doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/sarcastic-doormats\"\u003eSarcastic Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e are worth a look. They are made for people who prefer their welcomes with a raised eyebrow and a very low tolerance for boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2180\" data-start=\"1809\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eThis range is also a goldmine if you are looking for doormat quotes funny enough to gift. A funny mat works brilliantly for housewarmings, birthdays, Christmas, new homes, dog people and that one friend who has everything except a front door with a punchline. It is useful, personal and far more memorable than another mug with “live laugh love” pretending to be helpful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2404\" data-start=\"2182\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFor those who prefer their doorstep humour with a little more bite, our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\" title=\"rude doormats\" href=\"https:\/\/muddyfeet.com.au\/collections\/rude-doormats\"\u003eRude Doormats\u003c\/a\u003e bring the kind of energy that says welcome, but also maybe do not overstay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2645\" data-start=\"2406\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFrom mild giggles to rude doormat sayings that make guests snort before they wipe their feet, this collection is here to help your entrance say something worth reading. 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